Behold, the most stupid question in ifanswers to date:
I simply can't do whatever this "demo" from the 1998 TextFire joke expects me to. I discovered some 'vurbs' like 'examin', 'tak', 'reed', and so on... but I can't open the door! Is it even possible to open the door?
I have played other of those "demos", and they at least ended somehow, so I'm expecting that it is possible to reach the end of this one.